Things are going to change. A lot of things. I know the iPhone 5S just came out and the whole "unlock your phone with your fingerprint" thing is pretty cool and all, but it's 2017 and Donald Trump is president. No, I'm not kidding, but that's a whole other thing that we don't have time for right now.
You are going to change.
Read MoreHow oft when thou, my music, music play’st
Upon that blessèd wood whose motion sounds
With thy sweet fingers, when thou gently sway’st
The wiry concord that mine ear confounds,
Do I envy' those jacks that nimble leap
To kiss the tender inward of thy hand,
Whilst my poor lips, which should that harvest reap,
At the wood’s boldness by thee blushing stand.
To be so tickled they would change their state
And situation with those dancing chips,
O'er whom thy fingers walk with gentle gait,
Making dead wood more blest than living lips.
Since saucy jacks so happy are in this,
Give them thy fingers, me thy lips to kiss.
-Shakespeare